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Hard Out Here (Hetalia x Reader)

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This whole story is in 3rd person... and constructive criticism is welcomed!

____ - Your country name

____, Hungary, Belarus, and Ukraine were late to the meeting, and that never happened. All of the other countries, mostly the male, were feeling guilty because at the last meeting they had told them not to bother coming to the meetings because 'You female countries aren't fit for the job' That made all the females in the room storm out.

They waited for ten minutes for the missing countries. When they didn't show, they went ahead and started the meeting. After about five minutes of the meetings the doors flew open and music poured into the room.

"I suppose I should tell you what this bitch is thinkin'
You'll find me in the studio and not in the kitchen
I won't be braggin' 'bout my cars or talkin' 'bout my chains
Don't need to shake my ass for you 'cause I've got a brain."


The countries were astonished as _____ stepped into the light of the room with Ukraine, Belarus, and Hungary trailing behind her. The countries took in their outfits and blushed- even Norway and Sweden blushed!

"If I told you 'bout my sex life, you'd call me a slut
When boys be talkin' about their bitches, no one's makin' a fuss
There's a glass ceilin' to break, uh-huh, there's money to make
And now it's time to speed it up 'cause I can't move at this pace"


All four countries stand at the front of the room and sing. ____ was the 'lead' singer, as you would say, and the rest were 'backup.' The countries were very surprised, to say the least. Sure, they had heard Hungary and Belarus swear before, but never ____ or Ukraine!

"

Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
I'll go ahead and say them anyway
Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits
It's hard, it's hard, it's hard out here for a bitch
It's hard, for a bitch (For a bitch)

For a bitch, it's hard
It's hard out here for a bitch
It's hard, for a bitch (For a bitch)
For a bitch, it's hard
It's hard out here"


____ and Belarus walked to the side of the table with the Axis seated there as Hungary and Ukraine moved to the Allies' side. _____ put her hands on the shoulders of Italy and Belarus put her's on Spain's. (Let's just say that he is sitting by Romano...SPAMANO!) Hungary had her hands on America's shoulders and Ukraine's were on a red faced England's.

"You're not a size six, and you're not good lookin'
Well, you better be rich, or be real good at cookin'

You should probably lose some weight
'Cause we can't see your bones
You should probably fix your face or you'll end up on your own

Don't you want to have somebody who objectifies you?
Have you thought about your butt? Who's gonna tear it in two?"


The girls let go of the other countries shoulders and sat on the table as they sang. With every verse they sang, the countries felt more and more guilty. To think, they had made them resort to this! Anyone could tell Italy felt bad about it because he kept making these sad little sounds. the four females stood and walked back to the front of the room.

"We've never had it so good, uh-huh, we're out of the woods
And if you can't detect the sarcasm, you've misunderstood
Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
I'll go ahead and say them anyway
Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits"


The girls groped their breasts, causing the countries to blush. They moved out of the room and two shadows disappeared. When the girls came back in, _____ and Belarus were missing. Hungary and Ukraine were clearly still singing, but so were _____ and Belarus, even though they weren't visible. None of the countries had yet to notice the growing purple orb in the back of the room.

"It's hard, it's hard, it's hard out here for a bitch
It's hard, for a bitch (For a bitch)
For a bitch, it's hard
It's hard out here for a bitch
It's hard, for a bitch (For a bitch)
For a bitch, it's hard
It's hard out here"


By this time the glowing light had become noticeable. All the countries turned to the back of the room to see ____ and Belarus standing there. _____ had a wand in hand. England had stood up to stop them, but it was too late. The room was soon filled with multicolored smoke.

"A bitch, a bitch, a bitch, bitch, bitch (Bitch)
A bitch, a bitch, a bitch, bitch, bitch
A bitch, a bitch, a bitch, bitch, bitch
A bitch, a bitch, a bitch, bitch, bitch"


When the smoke cleared, the four women had stifle their laughs. All the countries looked at themselves and gasped. They were now the opposite gender! Italy, Germany, Romano, America, England, France, Spain. All of them were girls. China stood up and looked at himself.

"Inequality promises that it's here to stay
Always trust the injustice 'cause it's not goin' away
Inequality promises that it's here to stay
Always trust the injustice 'cause it's not goin' away"


"Aiya! What did you do?!" China yelled over the music, though he got no answer. Through the microphone, everyone could hear ____ giggle. Hungary had a smirk plastered on her face as she mentally laughed at Prussia. China started to move towards _____ and Belarus, but they disappeared. He looked around the room and spotted them at the front again. He pouted and sat back down.

"

Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
I'll go ahead and say them anyway
Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits

It's hard, it's hard, it's hard out here for a bitch
It's hard, for a bitch (For a bitch)
For a bitch, it's hard
It's hard out here for a bitch
It's hard, for a bitch (For a bitch)
For a bitch, it's hard
It's hard out here

It's hard (For a bitch, for a bitch) For a bitch
It's hard, it's hard out here for a bitch
It's hard (For a bitch, for a bitch) For a bitch
It's hard, it's hard out here (Bitch)"


EXTENDED ENDING

The girls ran out the room, leaving a trail of giggles. It took a moment, but the others stood and chased them.

"Turn us back, you bloody wankers!"

"Prease! Turn us back Miss _____!"

"Aiya! You will pay, aru!'

"Dudettes! This isn't cool....but I like my new boobs - he groped his new breasts- NEVER MIND!"

Heard in many different accents, "AMERICA!"

The only people who didn't seem to care about being girls was Poland, who was admiring his new body, and Greece, who was still sleeping and cuddling with many fluffy kittens.
I own nothing but the plot! Please tell me if I should add endings...I don't know if I should...bunneh icon17

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I freaking love that song!!
Are you stalking me??